Troubador The Country-cides of Namibia and Botswana

Released: 28/09/2015

ISBN: 9781784621933

Format: Paperback

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The Country-cides of Namibia and Botswana

Brian's World


A mauling of mankind and a travel diary make rather odd bedfellows. However, in The Country-cides of Namibia and Botswana, these unlikely playmates not only share the same pages, but they also enfold each other in a somewhat intimate embrace. This remarkable union is all thanks to Brian. Because, as he embarks on a three-thousand-mile trip around Namibia and Botswana – which he records – he also embarks on an extended bout of ‘assassinations’. To illustrate to his wife how humankind is ill-suited to be the custodian of the world, he seeks to show her how inept it is at running its own affairs – at the level of the nation state. He does this by providing her with a series of critical commentaries on thirty of the world’s countries – commentaries that are so critical of these countries that they constitute nothing less than their murder. In short, he commits one act of country-cide after another and, in doing so, he assembles his indictment of mankind. So, for example, he explains why Canada can easily be regarded as the most John Major of countries in the New World and why Argentina is the South American national equivalent of Gordon Brown. He also explains how one of the great imponderables of North Korea is how it deals with the lavatory arrangements at all those gargantuan rallies in Pyongyang – and why ‘Saudi Arabia’ and ‘fun’ never appear in the same sentence , other than when there’s a negative in there as well. Then there’s the under-achievements of Russia… This work of ultimate irreverence and unremitting humour is inexplicably the eighth book in David’s seven-part ‘travel’ series and his first in the completely comprehensive subversion of the travel book genre. Previous books in the ‘Brian’s?World’ series have been featured in Backpacker Trade News and the?Sunday Post.

As an avid traveller who loves Africa and often finds myself in small groups, I can see how much fun I’d have to travel in the company Brian and Sandra in Namibia and Botswana. This book is a personal account of a trip. There are great travel descriptions of places the couple visited and the impression the places make on them – one of my favourite is the Cape Cross Seal Reserve where the author paints the place just by its smell. As a travelogue it would be sufficient. But unfortunately Brian is not just a traveller. He enjoys sharing his well-documented information and musings about other countries e.g. Norway, France, Russia etc… These excellent parts are inserted in italic in the book and dispersed among the pages about the trip in Namibia / Botswana. And this is where I have a problem but another reader might not have one. I’d prefer if the author delivered his account of Namibia and Botswana separately because this is why I was interested in the book in the first place. If Brian claimed his story (wrote it in first person), I’d find him a very interesting person and in a separate part of the book he could collect his musings about the world, the bit that he shared in the evenings with his travel companions. The cocktail of musings about the world and travelogue doesn’t sit well with me. They destroy each other in my stomach. But this is like with sundowners drinks in Africa: other readers will enjoy the book as it is and rave about it.

by Sophie Cayeux

4 out of 5 stars

I have never ever found other peoples holidays or travels to be of the slightest interest so I did not really expect to enjoy this book. Although most of it was as I expected there were some good humerous sections that made me smile though I still think Brian would be a world class bore at a dinner party. Not for me but I think plenty of readers will love it.


 David Fletcher

Securing a degree in chemistry, well before the days of modular exams, was a very good start for David, and his using this degree to embark on a lifetime career in accountancy seemed, at the time, like the best next step to take. And in a way it was. Becoming a partner in one of the world's 'Big Four' firms of accountants proved to be surprisingly interesting and constantly challenging.

However, over the years, a belief became fixed in David's mind that he hadn't been put on this Earth just to provide opinions on financial statements but also to provide opinions on human nature. Not pompously or even vehemently - but in the only way he knew how: through humour.

So he started to write - and in this writing to focus particularly on what the nature of human nature was doing to the nature of the natural world - first through some 'sci-fi humour' and latterly through some 'travelogue humour'.

He doesn't claim to be some sort of jokey Cassandra - as he is only too aware that both his thinking and his writing is riddled with serious self-doubt. So he is quite relaxed about whether his opinions get through to his readers - or not - just as long as in the process of reading his books they all have a jolly good laugh. Because, with what he and the rest of his species are visiting on this planet, one thing he doesn't have any doubt about whatsoever is that sooner rather than later, we will all need to develop our ability to have a jolly good laugh indeed - even if it is of the somewhat hollow variety...

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