Samurai Barber Versus Ninja Hairstylist

If there is something the Samurai Barber cannot abide, it is the violation of the basic human right to choose your own hairstyle. And so, when a ninja wreaks havoc by cutting people’s hair without their permission, the Samurai Barber must step up and fight for this very sacred right. For it is not just about hair, imposing hairstyles upon others can only lead to anarchy as it erodes the cornerstones of modern civilization; the right to freedom and self-determination.

But all is not as it seems. The ninja is not alone. There is a master ninja, whose hairstyle seems to be the embodiment of chaos, an affront to the natural order of things. And this master seems to be bent on upending society by starting a revolution.

The only way for the Samurai Barber to stop the revolution before it’s too late, before it starts claiming lives, is to cut down the evil strands on top of the master ninja’s head. It’s more than just hair now, it’s democracy versus anarchy. But it’s also all about hair. It’s Samurai Barber versus Ninja Hairstylist.