Themes for Stupid Poems 9 are provided by Shakespeare, Beethoven, John Stuart Mill, and Lord Nelson, as well as beards, bubble and squeak, and the BT Broadband Helpline. Imagine the exhilaration of being among Linsolnshire’s rugged mountains. Enjoy a spectacular firework display on the radio. Let George Clooney clean your house. You can imagine all this, and more, with the latest set of Stupid Poems.