Who has never sat on a bus and wondered what the driver’s christian name is? Who has never owned an armadillo with musical potential? Who has never wondered what patriotic song to sing while washing their hands? These are just some of life’s important questions which ‘Stupid Poems’, once again, explores.
A dinosaur said to another dinosaur,
When something in the sky he saw:
‘Oh look, there’s an asteroid.
Do you think it’s something we should av...’