Troubador Shakespeare My Butt!

Released: 04/07/2008

ISBN: 9781906510596

eISBN: 9781848768871

Format: Paperback/eBook

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Shakespeare My Butt!

'Marsupial Elvis' to 'No Place' ... ramblings, meanderings, digressions ... and a dog

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Confessions of a man with too much time on his hands!

A charming tale of a year in the life of a serial 'pointless project' addict. Written with warmth and depth, interspersed with humorous childhood memories, witty recollections of military service and unorthodox observations on life.

Ramble, meander and digress away, discovering non-barking dogs, the secret of excess and places that don't exist.

Humiliate ants, get annoyed at goldfish and take up the noble sport of matlepiecing.

Go back in time, enjoy biscuits brown, feel the fuzz.

Shootings, monkeys, hurricanes and much, much more.

Shakespeare? Shakespeare My Butt!

Third edition of this popular book

Police, Crime & 999 reviews:

Ambulance Today heartily recommends this warm, witty, compassionate and down-right hilarious read by John Donoghue (Ambulance Today Magazine)

Police officer turned author, John Donoghue, has a unique way of telling his stories in a way that makes you incapable of hiding your chuckling self from the world ...and cause your sides physical pain (The Crack Magazine)

It is fantastic and I have not stopped laughing …It should be in the best seller list or prescribed as a ‘pick me up’ (Editor, GiddyLimits)


Shakespeare My Butt! reviews:

'Bill Bryson on Magic Mushrooms' (The Northern Echo)

'This is one of those embarrasing books that makes you laugh out loud' (The Review Centre)

'An addictive read full of belly laughs' (Living magazine)

'A moreish book ...with a cult vibe' (North East Life)

'Pure Gold' (Stephen Stanley)

'The funniest book I have read' (Toby Young)

There are over 600 x 5 Star reviews on Amazon for John's books.

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John Donoghue

John Donoghue has written four books.

Shakespeare My Butt! is the tale of his military service on land and sea, how he played Moses to the dog world with 'The Ten Commandments of Dog' and finally, his odyssey around the bizarre named places in Britain with Barney the Labrador.

Bored, he then joined the police, where he discovered that FACT was stranger than FICTION on the front line..

The funny, interesting and bizarre side of the police are exposed in three books so far...

Police, Crime & 999

Police, Lies & Alibis

Police, Arrests & Suspects

So if you REALLY want to find out what happens in the police...

He is currently a serving officer who has yet to be sacked for his indiscretions (information correct at time of going to press).

He also wishes to add that none of the views or opinions expressed in this book are endorsed by any constabulary.

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