Troubador Your Stools Are Safe in Our Hands

Released: 28/11/2020

ISBN: 9781800460201

Format: Paperback

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Your Stools Are Safe in Our Hands

Laboratory Inspection


Ever wondered how your antibiotics are selected?

Doctors and nurses stand at the forefront, but in the background lies the biomedical scientists whose work is very important in the treatment of patients.

Your Stools Are Safe in Our Hands is a satirical comedy about the yearly UKAS inspection. Readers will have to decipher fact from fiction as they discover the often laughable expectations that are placed on the small laboratory teams, who are working to full capacity. With too much emphasis on paperwork and with increasing budget cuts, important things like patient care can often become secondary in a department that’s pivotal to patient treatment. 

Educational but humorous, Your Stools Are Safe in Our Hands lifts the lid on what goes on behind the scenes in the busiest hospitals.

"My name's Bryony. I work for BDiscovered and have been given the opportunity to change your book into a screenplay. Firstly, I would like to congratulate you on the book; it's very raw and I thought it was a very good read."
5 Star Reviews
'I bought this book and read it in 24 hours. Cannot wait for the film.
A brilliant read!!' - Amazon Reviewer

'A dramatic story set in wartime and post-war England. Loved the factual
account of London during the war. Intriguing idea of how two brothers can
lead such opposing lives. A varied soundtrack of modern and classic music makes this a unique, first if its kind audio novel.' - Audible review

4 Star Review
"This story follows the divergent paths of these two boys. The ending will haunt you."
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4 Star Review: Historical Novel Society

"The spirit, language, dangers and horrors of The Blitz have all been captured perfectly by the author, as has the aftermath and Billy's rise in the underworld. The book is written in the present tense, which may not be to everybody's taste, but in this case it works very well.

However, I have an issue with an incident which occurs near the end of the book and, although it is an important part of the story, I feel that such an occurrence was somewhat implausible for several reasons -- believability and factually inaccurate being the main two. My other disappointment was with the length of the book: I felt that much more could have been made of the characters and their lives without spoiling the style or flow of the narrative. These points aside, a very good read."

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Edie Watney Judd

I was born in Hungary in a city called Kecskemet where I studied at the Zoltan Kodaly Music School. I gained my qualifications as a laboratory assistant at the Zsuzsanna Kossuth Health Vocational College. I started my carrier as a psychology assistant at the Pilot's Research Institute in Kecskemet at the Psyhology Department where I was a member of a team who took part in the selection of the Hungarian astronauts to be who then were trained in Star City in the Soviet Union. My interest in psychology developed further and I applied to the Eotvos Lorand University where I worked at the Psychophysiology Department.

I moved to England in 1986 to join my husband Kenneth Judd. I graduated at the University of Westminster in London and gained qualifications as a Biomedical Scientist specialising in microbiology and currently work at St Thomas's Hospital, London. I am based between Brighton and London.

In my spare time I studied writing at The Ardingly College and was inspired to write my book by my tutor Fredrick E Smith. My husband who was growing up in the East End of London was a great entertainer, his stories of wartime years as a child ware so vivid that I felt I should preserve them in a form of a book. Sadly he died before the book was published.

I am member of the New Writing South, and an associate of the Society of Authors No:57966. I had classical musical training in Hungary, I sing alto in the Royal Choral Society and take part in venues like the 'Classical Spectacular' in the Royal Albert Hall. Previously I sang with the London Philharmonic Choir and have for six years and as member of the choir I took part in radio recordings.

I am an IMDb member and I work for television occasionally as a background artist. I do walk on parts, The latest ones in 2020 'Aether' directed by George Clooney, 'Gangsters of London' in 2019. In 2017 I took part in the filming of 'Melrose' 'Zombi Acid Pit Stop, Paradox Series. In 2016 I took part in filming of the 'Hallucinogen' and in a music video in Brighton. Previously I had worked as a supportive artist in the 'Whistleblower' and I appeared in the television film 'Witness' filmed in London.

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