Published: 28/10/2015
ISBN: 9781785890079
eISBN: 9781785894121
Format: Paperback/eBook

Praise for his former books, Police, Crime & 999 and Police, Lies & Alibis:

“We heartily recommend this warm, witty, compassionate and down-right hilarious read”
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John Donoghue has written four books. Shakespeare My Butt! is the tale of his military service on land and sea, how he played Moses to the dog world with 'The Ten Commandments of Dog' and finally,... read more

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Police, Arrests & Suspects
The True Story of a Front Line Officer
by John Donoghue

FACT is stranger than FICTION on the front line...

Who’s afraid of the Ginger Bread Man?
Why do police like big busts?
How can a priest assist in a violent robbery?
When does Hitler figure in police negotiations?
Why can making mashed potato get you arrested?
When do police deploy the banana phone?
What happens when you die if CSI don’t like you?

Come on patrol with PC Donoghue and discover the funny, interesting and bizarre side of life on the front line of British policing. Police, Arrests & Suspects is the third fascinating account of a front line police response officer in ‘The True Story of a Front Line Officer’ series. John’s books remain hugely popular today, with over 600 5-star Amazon reviews combined.

WARNING: Contains Humour & Traces of Nuts

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Police, Crime & 999 reviews:

Ambulance Today heartily recommends this warm, witty, compassionate and down-right hilarious read by John Donoghue (Ambulance Today Magazine)

Police officer turned author, John Donoghue, has a unique way of telling his stories in a way that makes you incapable of hiding your chuckling self from the world ...and cause your sides physical pain (The Crack Magazine)

It is fantastic and I have not stopped laughing …It should be in the best seller list or prescribed as a ‘pick me up’ (Editor, GiddyLimits)

Shakespeare My Butt! reviews:

'Bill Bryson on Magic Mushrooms' (The Northern Echo)

'This is one of those embarrasing books that makes you laugh out loud' (The Review Centre)

'An addictive read full of belly laughs' (Living magazine)

'A moreish book ...with a cult vibe' (North East Life)

'Pure Gold' (Stephen Stanley)

'The funniest book I have read' (Toby Young)

There are over 600 x 5 Star reviews on Amazon for John's books.

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