Published: 01/10/2013
ISBN: 9781783061341
eISBN: 9781783068845
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John Donoghue has written four books. Shakespeare My Butt! is the tale of his military service on land and sea, how he played Moses to the dog world with 'The Ten Commandments of Dog' and finally,... read more

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Police, Lies & Alibis
The True Story of a Front Line Officer
by John Donoghue

Discover what REALLY happens in the police.

Is the discovery of a headless corpse the work of a serial killer?
When do police & paramedics fall out?
Who killed Yoda?
What is a Death Fart?
Why do some criminals think they are ‘worth it’?
Who invented the Crying Machine?
How do you beat the burglar?
Why do the police have to pay particular attention to boobs?

Come on patrol with PC Donoghue and get the answers to all these questions and more.

Police, Lies & Alibis is the fascinating and hilarious account of a year in the life of a front line police response officer, and the only humorous police book written by a serving officer who is not hiding his identity. It is the follow-up book to Police, Crime & 999, a book which still remains hugely popular today, with over 250 5-star Amazon reviews, and which garnered positive feedback from a number of national publications:

‘Everything is included in this warts-and-all account. Very funny’
The Sun
‘A treasure trove of a book – a wonderfully informative and addictive read, full of belly laughs’
The Non-Fiction Book Club

WARNING: Contains Humour & Traces of Nuts

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Police, Crime & 999 reviews:

Ambulance Today heartily recommends this warm, witty, compassionate and down-right hilarious read by John Donoghue (Ambulance Today Magazine)

Police officer turned author, John Donoghue, has a unique way of telling his stories in a way that makes you incapable of hiding your chuckling self from the world ...and cause your sides physical pain (The Crack Magazine)

It is fantastic and I have not stopped laughing …It should be in the best seller list or prescribed as a ‘pick me up’ (Editor, GiddyLimits)


Shakespeare My Butt! reviews:

'Bill Bryson on Magic Mushrooms' (The Northern Echo)

'This is one of those embarrasing books that makes you laugh out loud' (The Review Centre)

'An addictive read full of belly laughs' (Living magazine)

'A moreish book ...with a cult vibe' (North East Life)

'Pure Gold' (Stephen Stanley)

'The funniest book I have read' (Toby Young)

There are over 600 x 5 Star reviews on Amazon for John's books.

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